Alternate Names: Kerlman (as Ackmena mistakenly calls him)
Actor: Harvey Korman
Description: A charming but pathetic cantina patron who is in love with the bartender, Ackmena.
Quote: “…I wasn’t asking for love anymore. I wasn’t desperate. I wasn’t begging, whining, groveling, sniveling. I just came in here for a drink and I found a lot more.”